The Lost Ark

It is once again time for someone to declare they have found the lost ark of the covenant. 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,355264,00.html

I don’t know why they keep searching.  I keep telling them it is hidden in my closet.  Sportzmom and Hip Shaker keep certain men locked away in their closets, I hide great pieces of archeology treasure in mine, waiting for Indiana Jones to come find it.  Unfortunately with the way he has aged, I think I need to give him a bigger clue.  So here I am, on the internet, telling him where to come look.

Any other archaeologists interested in the treasures I have hidden will need to email me a current picture of themselves.