I’m sure the moms out there in the world have heard this before. The twins had a program at school yesterday involving baby tiger cubs. Today they could have their picture taken with the cub for a mere $18 per picture. I have to give the people doing it credit, they sold it well as I got the entire song and dance about the money helps to go to preserving something or another, yadadahaha. Well of course I couldn’t do for one without the other so I would be looking at $36 for two pictures. Yeah right. I’m just not made out of money and this is just a bit extreme. So as nicely as I could I explained to the kids how I just can’t justify that much money right now. That went over so well. Well kids, you are just fuck out of luck. That’s the way of the world.
Sigh.

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